You can feel the excitement. Christmas really IS coming! You’ve been stuck with cheesy medleys and boring church carols since the day after Remembrance Day. But this? This one is special. They’re passing the parts down. You can already hear the clarinets playing that melody…

Imagination is not only the uniquely human capacity to envision that which is not, and therefore the fount of all invention and innovation. In its arguably most transformative and revelatory capacity, it is the power that enables us to empathize with humans whose experiences we have never shared. — J.K. Rowling



a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

Jenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what she was going to do with her life.

She was…


jesus fucking christ


1. Thou art always right. Always.
2. To show that thy instrument is indeed the best, proceed to showing the low brass that thou canst play in their range, then quickly proceed to showing up the trumpets in the high octaves.
3. Thou must not mingle with saxes, for they are beneath thee.
4. Thou…